Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.

If I had eyebrows like two rainbows, I’d probably make love like a leprechaun. But it’s cool, because with that pot of gold, I’d have plenty of money to pay the prostitute.


Funny Quote by Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.