Saturday, May 17, 2014

Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

Last year I built a Courage Machine, but I thought it might be noisy and was too afraid to turn it on. So I coated it with glue, covered it with cat hair, mounted it on my wall, and started claiming it was an exotic animal I killed on a Safari in Africa. I'd like to believe people believe me, on account of it being so strange that it has to be true.

Funny Quote by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale


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