Jarod Kintz, There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

I’m glad scrambled eggs don’t have lips, because when I’m grinning over a hearty breakfast, it would really freak me out to see my breakfast grinning back. I’ve eaten a man for less than that.

Funny Quote by Jarod Kintz, There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't