Thursday, May 8, 2014

Jarod Kintz, American Association for the Advancement of Aardvarks Presents: Dear Natalie

The best birthday present I ever got from my grandpa was a skinny black tie. It didn’t come in a bag, a box, or even rolled up in tissue paper. It came wrapped in wisdom. As soon as he gave it to me he said, “A tie would make a stronger impression on your boss if you used it as a blindfold and kidnapped him. That‘s why I bought you a black one.

Funny Quote by Jarod Kintz, American Association for the Advancement of Aardvarks Presents: Dear Natalie

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